Meet the quiet, intense cynic with a deep affection for bad puns and private pleasures. Few things are more frustrating than living a life burdened by stifled desire; it's never too late to take it easy and find release, and I will do whatever it takes to help you breathe just a little easier and face the world with a little more vitality than yesterday. I tend to empathize and take delight in quirks that others might find infuriating or distracting, so if you fear judgment, I can guarantee you're in safe hands.
Rates (Safe GFE)
- 48 HOURS NOTICE PREFERRED
- Incalls near Guy-Concordia and Laurier metro stations
- Outcalls to downtown MTL hotels only
-I do not discriminate based on gender, race, or ability
Black and violet hair (currently)
Casual drinker, non-smoker
Size 6 feet
To book, please include the following in your email or text:
- Incall/Outcall preference
- Time and date
- Length of meeting
- Reference from another companion you have seen within the last year or so.
-If you don't have a reference, please send ID in the form of a Medicare card, driver's license, or Facebook/LinkedIn profile. If this is your first time, please be as clear as possible about your expectations.
- Questions, comments, or dad jokes
You can also fill out the following booking form:
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